Quiverful

Look out, stupid people are reproducing faster than smart people! How's this one going to play out? I often wonder about this. Well, for one thing we're going to have to do some re-districting.

So, just how DO you afford 13 children? That's a good question and one we can all relate to, am I right? (audience nods) Well, don't worry cause God thought of this one too. And that's why he built women to have babies ONE AT A TIME instead of all at once. (pause for applause) Sometimes He has a sense of humor and doubly blesses you with twins, but not that often. (wait for laughter) Also, he designed babies to have small mouths and stomachs so they'd be easy on the budget. (collective audience ooooh) But what about education? I've heard kids need one of those. (audience looks concerned) Legally, yes, the government requires all children be educated, but that's why we have homeschool. It's God's loophole. And there's wonderful new conservative schools where you only have to pay for the first three children, any over that go FREE! :) So, there's no need to sell your soul. (laughter) Throw a roof over their heads and some thrift store clothes on their back and you're on your way creating many well adjusted, god abiding, little folks.

I can only hope these children grow up to dissapoint their parents in ghastly ways.

POHS