[Insert Name Here] Resigns Following Sex Scandal

So, I don't know anything about New York politics, but this whole Spitzer thing just seems sad, and sort of uncontroversial...man places self on pedestal, falls off, others on pedestals who wish their pedestals were higher laugh at falling man, build higher themselves, hire hookers, process repeats.

One of these days someone is going to propose that all men holding positions of power and between the ages of 45 and 60 be chemically castrated for the duration of their terms. It would save a lot of newsprint.

-JEK
Manhattan gives him mood swings; strict monogamist